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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
Drip Dry
Q: What's grey and never needs ironing?
A: A drip dry elephant!
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Elephants
Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.
Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.
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Difficult Homework
Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
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