Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Yellow on the Outside

Q: What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
A: An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Drip Dry

Q: What's grey and never needs ironing?
A: A drip dry elephant!

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Elephants

Q:  How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A:  Wet.
Q:  How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A:  One by one.

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