Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephants And Ants

Q: Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
A: To give the ants a chance!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Elephant Period

Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?
A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Trunk Across The Path

Q: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? 
A: To trip up the ants!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2187 seconds