Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Shoes

Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on shoes.

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Elephants And Ants

Q: Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
A: To give the ants a chance!

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Elephant Period

Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?
A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.

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