Toad Seeking Fairy's Help

There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes. "Fairy," he said. "I would like to be green, so I can play with all the other toads." "Granted!" said the fairy, who turned him yellow. Unfortunately, his little toady penis was still yellow. "What about my penis?" he asked the fairy. "Oh! For that, you'll have to go see the wizard." And so the toad hopped off to find the wizard. Soon, a pink elephant visited the fairy, and he wished to be turned gray. She granted him the wish, but, as with the toad, his penis was still pink. So she told him to visit the wizard. "How do I find the wizard?" he asked. "Just follow the yellow dick toad."

Elephant Jokes

• Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
  A: Sir! 
  Q: What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
  A: Anything he likes!
• Q: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
  A: A failure!
• Q: What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
  A: A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
• Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
  A: Plenty of room!
• Tarzan was tired when he came home.  "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
• Q: What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
  A: You would miss most of the film!
• Q: What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
  A: Big ones!
• Q: What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
  A: Elephantoms!
• Q: Why do elephants have wrinkly ankles?
  A: Because their shoes are too tight!

Dirty Elephant

Q: What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A: A smellyphant!