Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Duck Duck...Computer?

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A: A quackintosh.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Duck Heaven

Once upon a time there was three sisters that went to duck heaven. St. Patrick welcomed them and said, "We are happy to have you here in Duck Heaven, but I warn you if you step on a duck in Duck Heaven you will be chained to the ugliest man on Earth!" So, the three girls were really careful where they stepped. After a week the first girl stepped on a duck... so, she was chained to the ugliest man on Earth! After a month the second sister stepped on a duck... so, she was chained to the second ugliest man on the Earth! After a year in Duck Heaven the third sister never ever stepped on a duck so St. Patrick said, "You have been very good here in Duck Heaven so we have a treat for you!" So, she was chained to the most handsome and perfect man on the Earth! "What did I do to deserve you?" she asked the man. "Well I don't know about you lady," replied the man. "But I stepped on a duck!!!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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