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Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

A Duck Walks Into A Bar

A Duck walks into a bar,
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread [After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread [In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any fucking bread!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any fucking bread once more I'm gonna nail your fucking bill to this bar.
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes)
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Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Duck Duck...Computer?

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A: A quackintosh.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles
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