Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

Duck Doesn't Fit In

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Bill The Duck

A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick." The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill." The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to the clerk, "Give me a box of condoms." The clerk says, "Do you want me to also put them on your bill?" The duck says, "Hell no, I'm not that kind of duck!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes)
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Early Birds

Very early one morning two birds were sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So... the one flies over and the other one swims through. Which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes)
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