Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Happy To See You

If you want to know who is really man’s best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.

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Cat and Dog

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

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You Know You're Ugly When...

Q: How do you know when you're really ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

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