Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Fleas

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?
A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

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Dog Bite

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now? She's fine. But, the dog died.

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Happy To See You

If you want to know who is really man’s best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.

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