Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2185 seconds