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Why a Dog Licks His Butt
Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.
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Dog's Rule of Life
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just lives by a dog's rule of life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!"
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Yo Mama - Dog
Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.
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