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Rottweiler Goes To The Vet
A man's big Rottweiler has been losing its vision, so the owner brings the dog to the vet. The veterinarian picks the dog up and says, "I will have to put him down." The owner asks, "Why? Because he's blind?" The vet replied, "No, he's heavy. I need to put him down."
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Submitted BY: arandownes
Busted
Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.
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Canine Time
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!
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