Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

UPS Love

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A normally sweet Great Dane named Monster has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking Monster one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Monster, the owner tried to ease the situation said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men." "Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

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K9 Favorite

Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!

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Dog Call

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyway!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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