Dog Seat -Riddles

Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!

Does He Bite

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."

Dog Call

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyway!