Does He Bite

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."

The Dog or The Wife?

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

New Dog Breed

Q: A: Did you here about the new breed of dog?
A: It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie. First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.