Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

The Dog or The Wife?

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

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