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Childhood Dog
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
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Submitted BY: Jamalhattar
Snow Dogs
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
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Cross-Eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm, not good," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
The owner was stunned, "Put him down just because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
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