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Leopard and Cougar
Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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When Beasts Speak
Q: What did the cat say to the mouse?
A: "The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"
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