Cat Knows Password

1. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 
2. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
3. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip..
4. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna. 
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "Cyber-Dog."
6. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 
7. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
8. On IRC you're known as the Iron-Mouser.
9. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

Cat On The Highway

Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Meooooooooooooooooooow!

Dog Decisions

Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.