Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Card Shark

Q: Which animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

Anonymous

Cheesy Bites

Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Difference between Cats and Dogs

A dog thinks: "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2056 seconds