Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Blonde Owl

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Parrot and Shark

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Normal Traffic Stop

Sunday, December 13, 1992 After police pulled over Kevin Temple, 35, in a routine traffic stop in Bronson, Fla., a police dog sniffing the trunk became agitated. In the trunk and back seat, officers found the following live animals: 48 rattlesnakes, a Gila monster, 45 non-poisonous snakes, 67 scorpions, several tarantulas and small lizards, and a parrot. Temple said they were just pets.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2100 seconds