Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Orange and Parrot

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Homing Pigeon

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Boy Finds Dead Bird

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ''Dad, what happened to the birdie?'' His dad told him, ''Son, the bird died and went to heaven.'' Then the boy asked, ''Did God throw him back down?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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