Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

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Boy Finds Dead Bird

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ''Dad, what happened to the birdie?'' His dad told him, ''Son, the bird died and went to heaven.'' Then the boy asked, ''Did God throw him back down?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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The Preacher Buys A Parrot

A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm." "Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?" "I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Dead Crows

Q: Why don't you see any dead crows on the road?
A: All their cousins are in the trees screaming, "Caw Caw!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Submitted BY: David
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