Broken Wing

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With it's sparrowchute!

Flock of Seagulls

Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bagels!

For Bird Lovers!

I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, And gently lowered the window And crushed his freakin' head!