Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Polygon

Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

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Flying V

Q: Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other?
A: Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

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Guess Your Weight

An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will spend the night with whoever can guess the weight of her pet canary that's sitting on her little finger. 
An old drunk yelled out, "Fifty pounds!"
She replied, "Close enough."

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