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The French Conversation

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son's room and says "Son do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette ?" "Oh yes papa, I remember very well" says the son. "Well son it is time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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King of the Jungle

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.
The second,a lion, based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.
As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes
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