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Gifts for a Blind Mom

Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.

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Hum Solo

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: They forgot the words!

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Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.

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