Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

It's Not Coca Cola

Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Naughty Elephant

Q: Why can't elephants go swimming at the pool?
A: Because they can't keep their trunks up.

Copyright © 0 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2345 seconds