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Cats Are Good For
Q: What are the two things a cat is good for?
A: Altitude and distance!
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Jittery Dino
Q: What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A: A nervous rex.
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Bleeding with Two Legs
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.
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