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He Can't Hear
Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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Bird Opens Doors
Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!
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Chicken Ain't Chicken
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!
Categories:
Cross the Road Jokes
(Chicken Cross the Road Jokes)
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(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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