Animal Jokes

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Green and Tough

Q: What's green and tough?
A: A toad with a machine gun!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Riddles
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One-eyed Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A: A doyouthinkhesaurus!

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Elephant Calls

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?
A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

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