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Fowl Rooster
Q: Why was the rooster so unhappy?
A: Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.
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Ant-Elope
Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!
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Drummers and Horses
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.
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