Animal Jokes

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Fly Fly Away

Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied 'er!

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Kitten Meal

I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun. I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ''I'm hungry!'' So the mother cat said, ''What would you like?'' The kitten replied, ''I don't know!'' Then the mother cat looked at the robins and said, ''How about some basking robins?''

Anonymous

Wagging His Head

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

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