Animal Jokes

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Properly Talking Parrot

Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!

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Thank Ewe

Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

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Shih-Tzu Poodle

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo

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