Animal Jokes

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To Err is Human... To Forgive is Human

To err is human. To forgive is also human. Actually, everything you do is human. Except for laying eggs. That's more of a bird thing.

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Sheep get Shorn

Q: Where do sheep get shorn?
A: At the baa baas!

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Kermit The Frog

Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him!

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