Animal Jokes

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Holy Moley

Q: How does a dummy kill a mole?
A: He buries it.

Anonymous

Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

Anonymous

Frenchman and His Animals

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: A bisexual!

Anonymous
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