New Way To Herd Cattle

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992, A Japanese rancher told reporters in Tokyo in July that he herds cattle by outfitting them with pocket pagers (beepers), which he calls from his portable phone. After a week of training, the cows associate the beeping with eating and hustle up for grub.

Swan Dance

Q:  What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Flies Out of The Kitchen

Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room!