Turkey Farmer

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" They all asked the farmer how it tasted. "I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

Stool Taken?

Q: What's an insects best chat up line?
A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

Lorry Driver and his Sheep

Q. What do you call a lorry driver with a load of sheep headed for Wales?
A. A pimp.