Animal Jokes

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Elephants

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

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Optimistic

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!

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Woodpecker V Owl

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

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