Animal Jokes

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Redneck Bull and Cow

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.

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Parrot and Shark

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Monkey Tales

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead
Q:  Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
A:  He was glued to the monkey.
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.

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