Animal Jokes

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Doctor Doctor - Three Crabs

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Doctor: Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
Patient: What do you mean "took them out of their shells"?

Anonymous

A Pig Thief

Q:  What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar!

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Anonymous

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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Written By: KielPhillips
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