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Elephants In Antarctica
Q: What kind of elephants live in Antarctica?
A: Cold ones!
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How to Collect Cat Urine
Instructions on how to collect a beaker of cat urine:
1. Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.
2. Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat approaches the beaker.
3. After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.
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Cat Cereal
Q: What kind of cereal do cats eat?
A: Mice Crispies!
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