Animal Jokes

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Baby Birds

Q: You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of bird definitely does not bring babys?
A: Swallows!

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Large Condom Quantity

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What do you do with all of those?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them and now he shits in little plastic baggies!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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It Drives Them Nuts

Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
A: Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

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