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Mice In The Light Bulb
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
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Transvestite Cow
Q: What do you call a transvestite cow?
A: A Dairy Queen.
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I Wish It Were Dark
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says "I sure wish that sheep were Marilyn Monroe." The other says, "I just wish it were dark."
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