Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Crazy Chicken

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo-cluck!

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Cat in the Hospital

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan done.

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A Monkey and His Friends

Q:  Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
A:  'cause he was dead...
 
Q:  Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
A:  'cause he was dead too...
 
Q: Why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
A: peer pressure...

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