Animal Jokes

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Lesser Of Two

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of two weevils."

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Grey Jumper

Q: What's grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
A: An elephant on a trampoline!

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Karate Pig

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop.

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