Animal Jokes

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Computer Dog

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

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Pack Up

Q: What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
A: "Pack your trunk and clear out!"

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Bitter End

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it. Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

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