Alcohol Jokes

Saddam Drinking Out

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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Juggler Test

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.
"What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

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Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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