Alcohol Jokes

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My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.

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Redneck Bottle Opener

You might be a redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.

Anonymous

Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

Anonymous
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