Alcohol Jokes

Drunk Elephant

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

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Light Bulb - Irishmen

Q: How many Irish does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

Anonymous

Getting a Blonde on the Roof

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? 
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.

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