Too Many Beers

So I said "Hey man, that's my beer." Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many beers.

Drunk Elephant

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

Exorcist Husband

"They call my husband 'The Exorcist." "Why?" "As soon as he gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."