Fun Facts

It's a little-known fact that before crowbars were invented most crows drank at home.

Drinking Problem?

Q: How do you know when you've been drinking too much?
A: The bartender knows your name but this is the first time you've been to that bar

Yo Mama - Martini Olives

Yo' Mama is such a drunk, if it weren't for the olives in martinis, she would starve.