Kiel's Jokes

Dane Cook - Look-a-Like

Do you know, it is cheaper to book Dane Cook than his look-a-like?
To be fair, his look-a-like is probably funnier

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Veggie Love

I enjoy having sex with vegetables.
Been kicked out of three hospitals so far.

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Exit Strategy

Whenever I leave my house I have to have a firework display.
I like to go out with a bang.

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