Kiel's Jokes

Ant Army

Q: What do you call army ants when they're fighting?
A: Combatants

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Marriage Advice

My marriage counselor said, "When your wife annoys you, go to your happy place." I replied, "That'll make things worse. She hates when I go to the bar."

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Wishful Thinking

You know you're getting old when you back is the only thing that is stiff when you wake up in the morning.

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