Kiel's Jokes

Neighborhood Watch

My neighbor fills his boat with nets and rods every morning, then goes out to sea.
Something fishy going on there I think

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Big Brother

The doctor told me I abuse alcohol
I didn't think anyone had seen me slapping around that bottle of vodka

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RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

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